Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I need to sanitize my soul.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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