Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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