Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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