I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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