I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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