PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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