those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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