As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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