We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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