This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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