Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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