Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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