found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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