I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i need to put some appletini on your dick
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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