big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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