i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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