How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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