I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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