I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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