so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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