Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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