i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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