I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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