i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Swine flu is the new snow day.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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