If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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