your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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