Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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