Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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