that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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