it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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