At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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