Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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