Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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