People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
