that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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