Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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