Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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