i don't like sucking hair
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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