A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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