talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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