She is in my trunk
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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