So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
