My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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