dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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