Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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