I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Someone stole a lamp last night.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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