I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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