She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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