Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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