Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
