The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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