so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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