am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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