she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Ladies don't puke and tell
I don't want my vagina anymore.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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