The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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