All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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