do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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