think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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