I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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