big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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