Your tits are I can't wait for
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
